Anxiety Bar Sticker

You’re not you when you’re anxious.

Funny anxiety sticker · mental-health humor · candy-bar parody · sarcastic laptop decal · therapy gift

Looking for a sticker that actually gets the chaos in your head? This candy-bar parody — Intrusive Thoughts, 0% Chill, 100% Worry — is dark, relatable, and weirdly comforting. Slap it on a laptop, water bottle, or journal. A perfect gift for the overthinker in your life (let’s be honest, probably you).

✨ Product details

• Premium die-cut vinyl with a clean contour cut
• High-quality high-gloss finish — vibrant, fade-resistant color
• Weatherproof, dishwasher-safe & UV-resistant — sticks for years
• Thick, scratch-resistant laminate that lasts

📍 How to apply

1. Clean and dry the surface
2. Peel off the backing
3. Press firmly from the center outward
4. That’s it — enjoy!

📐 Size guide (measured on the longest side)

🛒 How to order

1. Pick your size above
2. Choose your quantity
3. Add to Cart
4. Check out securely — done!

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🚚 Fast shipping

• Ships from the USA in 2–5 business days, with tracking
• Flat-rate shipping — and FREE on orders over $40

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