Your Anxiety Is A Lying Hoe Sticker
2"
$3.99
Sale price
$3.99
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Your Anxiety Is A Lying Hoe Sticker
$3.99
Sale price
$3.99
Regular price
Your anxiety is a lying hoe. Truly.
Anxiety is a lying hoe sticker · words of affirmation · floral mental-health decal · encouraging gift
Pretty floral hand-lettering, brutally honest message. If you want a daily reminder that the voice in your head exaggerates, this is it — on your laptop, water bottle, kindle, or planner for a little ‘you’ve got this’ every time you reach for it. A thoughtful gift for friends in their healing era.
✨ Product details
- Premium die-cut vinyl with a clean contour cut
- High-quality high-gloss finish — vibrant, fade-resistant color
- Weatherproof, dishwasher-safe & UV-resistant — sticks for years
- Thick, scratch-resistant laminate that lasts
📍 How to apply
- Clean and dry the surface
- Peel off the backing
- Press firmly from the center outward
- That’s it — enjoy!
📐 Size guide (measured on the longest side)
| Size | Best for |
|---|---|
| 2″ | Phone backs, laptop corners, water-bottle accents |
| 3″ ⭐ | Laptops, water bottles, journals — our most popular |
| 4″ | Laptop-lid statement piece |
| 5″ | Bumpers, big surfaces, maximum impact |
🛒 How to order
- Pick your size above
- Choose your quantity
- Add to Cart
- Check out securely — done!
💡 Stocking up? Bundle savings apply automatically at checkout.
🚚 Fast shipping
- Ships from the USA in 2–5 business days, with tracking
- Flat-rate shipping — and FREE on orders over $40
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