Merch
Wear the cyborg.
Built for the night shift.
Printed on demand.
Chicago Cyborg merch — designed in the citadel, printed by Printful, shipped wherever you build. Every tee, hoodie, and sticker is made-to-order. No warehouses. No leftovers. Just the drop.
The Drop
Showing 9 itemsCyborg Core Tee
Heavyweight cotton. The flagship piece. Bold mark across the chest.
Boarhead Hoodie
Midweight fleece. Pullover. The sigil printed on the back panel.
Night Shift Cap
Embroidered front. Adjustable. For the 9pm-to-3am builders.
Factory Heartbeat Pack
Vinyl, weatherproof. Slap them on laptops, decks, anything.
Escape The 9 To 5
Statement tee. Loud, on purpose. Wear the manifesto.
Citadel Blueprint
Isometric map of the agent factory. Matte heavy stock.
Arc Reactor Mug
Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Pulses with caffeine instead of plasma.
Mosaic Monk
Tessellated mark. Limited run. When it's gone it's gone.
25-Agent Tote
Heavy canvas. Reinforced straps. Carry your tools.